Now I lay me down to sleep,            I pray this cushy life to keep.             I pray for toys that look like mice,  And sofa cushions, soft and nice.       I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,                                       And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night.       I pray I’ll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule.

To NEVER tell a human that,

The world is really ruled by CATS!!!